Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Can't wait to bequeath this flannel to my grandchildren someday.
'I've been using this to pick up lesbians since before you were born!'
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
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