do herpes really smell.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
I'm having to shit out rocks
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