Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
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