Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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