Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
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