Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
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