i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
Randomize
