I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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