you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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