Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
the roommate is literally cooking green eggs n ham, and I'm too hungover to see straight. Dr Seuss nightmare.
Randomize
