Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I wish my penis had an off switch
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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