Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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