She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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