Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
You see.... Im at the point in my life where pissing in a toilet is a luxury for me
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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