My key broke off while I was turning the key. I can't pull the broken key out. Not only am i locked outside, so is the rest of the building.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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