Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Why is your signature on my underwear?
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
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