sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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