In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
almost got into it with the cashier. bitch dont look at me like that just cuz im only buying wine and icing. ill fight.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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