You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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