just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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