dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
This is the high leading the old right now
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
Well as if this year didn't suck enough already, I can now count 2015 as the year I got chlamydia
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
Do plants get herpes?
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