just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
