I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
well most of my day revolves around power hour
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
so much tequila, so little girl.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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