So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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