yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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