remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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