I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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