yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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