I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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