If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
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