So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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