She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You showed up at my house at 4am with a bloody nose, one shoe and a bucket of chicken... I live no where near a place that sells chicken in a bucket..
Well that would explain the bones in my purse.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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