So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
be right there i have to get my cape
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
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