i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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