would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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