whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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