I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
If you're funny as hell and have a mustache, odds are I'm probably gonna fuck you
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
My butt remains clenched, sir.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Can I borrow a thong? I’m having drinks with a cute boy tonight and I’m out of clean underwear
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