It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
the day after is always just damage control
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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