these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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