Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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