Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
I woke up in my neighbors backyard with glitter on my teeth and sparklers super glued on my bra. which part was your fault?
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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