i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
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