I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I woke up with a shot glass nestled between my boobs like a baby bird.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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