the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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