this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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