fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
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