how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
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