Pappa wants mamma naked
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
If I could have all the money back from the pregnancy test i've bought- I could buy myself a vacation.
Or a large amount of condoms?!?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
FUCK WHALES
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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