So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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