What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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