have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You don't make any sense
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