let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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