We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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