I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
The day i have a fb album titled " I have become a townie" you can shoot me in the foot and tell me to get my life together
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
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