No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
Randomize
