In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Can I crash on your couch? I just came home to find my wife giving two guys blowjobs.
Two?
Two.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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