Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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